Funny Bumper Stickers

So here is a small list of a few that I found hilarious XD

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If you don’t like my driving … get off my windshield.

This vehicle powered by 350 horses … watch out for exhaust.

Mountain Heights Hospital … your link to eternity.

My lawyer’s smarter than your lawyer … go ahead and hit me.

My grandkids … are kinda homely. Can I have one of yours?

Pass with caution … blind driver.

He who dies with the most toys … has toddlers at home.

My child is a proud graduate … of the Utah State Correctional Facility Cooking School.

How do you expect me to soar like an eagle … when I’m a big chicken.

Friends don’t let friends drive … over other people.

Toucha my car, I breaka you … fingernail.

Come The Rapture Can I Have Your Car?

Work Harder! Millions on Welfare depend on you.

Horne broken. Watch for Finger.

God is Coming and is she PISSED

How's My Driving? Dial 1-800-EAT SHIT

Witches Parking (all others will be toad)

This is not an abandoned vehicle.

My other car is a broom

I want to be just like Barbie That BITCH Has Everything!

Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself

Your Kid May Be An Honor Student But You're Still An Idiot.

I go from zero to bitch in 3.5 seconds.

Driver carries no cash. He's married.

Pissing off the whole planet one person at a time

So Many Cats, So Few Recipes

Answer My Prayers Steal This Car

Bad Cop No Donut

Beat rush hour, leave work at noon

Born to party, forced to work

Clear the road I'm SIXTEEN

Forget World Peace... Visualize Using Your Turn Signal

God was my co-pilot but we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him

Honk If You Think I'm Jesus

I brake suddenly for tailgaters

I can't go to work today, the voices said stay home and clean the gun.

I Don't Need Kids I Married One

If we call it tourist season why can't we shoot them?

I just got a gun for my wife. It's the best trade I ever made.

I love cats they taste like chicken

I may be a Cruel and Heartless Bitch But I'm damn good at it

I'm Only Driving Like This TO PISS YOU OFF

I'm Out of Estrogen And I Have a Gun

I still have the body of an 18 year old but it's in my trunk and it's starting to smell

I Still Miss My "Ex" But My Aim Is Improving

I Wasn't Born A Bitch Men Like You Make Me That Way

Learn from your parents' mistakes. Use birth control!

Life's A Bitch And So Am I

Make It Idiot Proof and Someone Will Make a Better Idiot

Men are Idiots and I married their King

My kid can whip your honor student's ass

Of All The Things I've Lost I Miss My Mind The Most

Out of my mind (back in 5 minutes)

Pissing off the whole planet one person at a time

Real Women Don't Have Hot Flashes, They Have Power Surges

SAVE A COW EAT A VEGETARIAN

So Many Cats, So Few Recipes

Stop Honking You'll Wake The Guy In The My Trunk

Support The Police Beat Yourself Up

Too Sexy For This Car

Visualize using your turn signals

Welcome to the South, Now leave your daughter and go home

Well Behaved Women Rarely Make History

With beer, deer, and pickup trucks who needs women

Women are great leaders, You're following one

Yeah! You can have my gun bullets first!

Yes, This Is My Truck No, I Won't Help You Move

You are a loser. I am a goddess. Any questions?

Your child may be an honor student but you drive like an idiot

Your Kid May Be An Honor Student But You're Still An Idiot.

YOU SAY I'M A BITCH LIKE IT'S A BAD THING

Don’t meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup